heard a couple arguing so I whipped out my phone and this is what I got😂 pic.twitter.com/29P2lTkfH2
— Dɹǝʍ (@DrewBrands44) March 17, 2018
Brings back good memories
i was at the mall with some friends and we were eating in the public cafeteria.
my friend brought the up the idea of whistling really loud but he decided not to.
spontaneously, I decided to yell at the top of my lungs lol
every turned their heads to look at us
my friends got flustered/embarrassed
the cafeteria workers asked if I was okay and if I needed help; I looked at them and ignored them as I continued eating my food.
my friends were giving me a hard time trying to shame me into why I’d do such a thing.
I just shrugged
it was funny to me
Some dude I’ve known for over a year thought I was gay.
Glad I cleared that up because one time he sent me a pic of himself with a wife beater on and I was confused
there’s a delivery guy that stops by to drop off medications we ordered. he shows up first thing in the morning.
every time I open the gates, he repeats the lines (every single day lol)
“whats up, doctor, how’s it going, nice to see you”
and then if i’m wearing an article of clothing he hasn’t seen before he says,
“nice (X clothing), you get it from Korea?”
every single time.
What am I doing here
Woke up this morning feeling like a 100 year old man; my body just didn’t want to move. I laid there for 30 mins before mustering enough strength to take a shower.
Went to McDonalds this morning to order a McMuffin.
Realized my debit card was lost….Again.
Walk into work. Coworker calls in sick.
One of those days